[Intro: Obie Trice]

Yeah, Trice

The Statik Selektah

[Verse 1: Obie Trice]

O back around the corner, got the crack

Put in your orders, we 'bout to run up out the storages

It's notorious, the way I got big spitting stories

BME's X-Clan, vanglorious

We're not your favorite, fuck it, you know the system

And you buck it, have you revisiting how you used to love it

My niggas spew through the music, acoustics

School kid used to pursue excuses

Truth is, I was truant in school

So its influence is foolish, that was my views

I’m back at it, the rap addict, by any means

We gonna get these stacks accurate, no skinny jeans

Say he ain't a star, niggas might be right

I'm so regular, nigga gotta shift tonight

Take it back, Selektah, let 'em know it's Trice

Put your seatbelts on, we gon' ride tonight

[Verse 2: Eminem]

And I would like to introduce myse-self, surprise! Hi, it's Ike

'Bout to get my Ike on, I come with a life supply of wife beaters

And my Nikes on and a white tee over that iron mic

Lookin' fly tonight, feel like I might die from a spider bite

Come back as Spider-Man, park my Peter inside a dyke

Bitch actin' like she got fuckin' higher standards than Meijer's, right

Had to pry her fingers off the mothafuckin' Breyers ice cream

With the pliers, like "Ahh!" only a ruthless bastard would do this

Take a toothless bitch with no taste buds to Ruth's Chris

Give her toothpicks, stop on the way home, pick up two Big Bufords

Scrupulous, girl, you got a nice pair, but you're plumb stupid!

So when I pull up in that Benz, don't try to pretend you ain't interested

To impress your stupid-ass friends, and refuse to get in, woman

And get slammed on the ground and snap like a pool stick against cement

If you sick of dick, pretend it's a musical instrument

You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

I can tell at first glance you're a ho 'cause your pants are so tight

When you dance with O. Trice, your implants explode

So cold to dykes, the chance is snow in San Francisco

Boy I'm from Detroit city, you live in animosity

That's a fucked up state to be in, such an atrocity

Look where these random thoughts get me in senseless mind babble

"What me? Apologize?" That's just the way the rhyme unravels

And I wouldn't fucking take it back if I time traveled!

[Chorus: Eminem]

Just call me Richard, 'cause I'm a dick

It's also Richard 'cause I feel like you should

Pry your fucking mouth up off of it

I said just call me Richard, 'cause I'm a dick

You ain't gotta be no detective to figure out I'm a dick

When I hold my privates it's your first clue, Sherlock, prick!

Just call me Richard

[Verse 3: Obie Trice]

That's my motives, jumpin' off in Rovers

All white, like I was right up in the Dakotas

Or Minnesota, did I mention soda?

When it's mixed with the yola, watch my cup runneth over

Cut from a soldier, them ho niggas disposable toaster

Putting holes in a nigga getting close enough

BME 'til the credits roll

'til my condition is beyond what the medics know

They wanna edit O, like a prosthetic third

Leg let it go, this is Shady 1.0, Em let 'em know

I still profit through the process

The prize in my jeans my balls'll never digress

I'm a dick that I brag about

I put it in faster than I drag it out

World, I be your special friend see

'Cause these suckas suffer from pseudo-penis envy... So!

[Chorus: Eminem]

Just call me Richard, 'cause I'm a dick

It's also Richard 'cause I feel like you should

Pry your fucking mouth up off of it

I said just call me Richard, 'cause I'm a dick

You ain't gotta be no detective to figure out I'm a dick

When I hold my privates it's your first clue, Sherlock, prick!

Just call me Richard