Woo! Doggy!

Santa Claus got a dirty job (a dirty job)Santa Claus got a dirty job (Santa Claus got a dirty job)

Santa Claus got a dirty job

And he does it all night long

Well, every year old Santa Claus loads up in his sleigh

And them reindeer running in front of him kick buttock in his face

And those chimneys he goes climbing down

Ain′t exactly all that fun

But if he don't do it, nobody will

So, Santa′s gonna get the job done

Don't you know that?

Santa Claus got a dirty job (a dirty job)

Santa Claus got a dirty job (Santa Claus got a dirty job)

Santa Claus got a dirty job

And he does it all night long

Through wind and rain and blinding snow

Santa Claus never slows down

He's gotta keep on pushin′ them reindeer hard

If he′s gonna hit every town

Sneakin' in, sneakin′ out for a twenty four hours straight

Gotta outrun them big yard dogs

Gotta do whatever it takes

Don't you know that?

Santa Claus got a dirty job (a dirty job)

Santa Claus got a dirty job (Santa Claus got a dirty job)

Santa Claus got a dirty job

And he does it all night long

You know, John, I was just thinkin′

Old Santa Claus, he's a big man (he is)

He visits over three hundred million folks every year (woo!)

And every year he goes, you know what he finds? (What?)

Cookies and he eats them, he′s gotta

He's Santa Claus, it'd be rude not to, I′m just sayin′

You wake up in the middle of the night and you see

That big man in your house makin' a B-line for the bathroom

You best get out of his way, ′cause you know

Santa Claus got a dirty job (a dirty job)

Santa Claus got a dirty job (Santa Claus got a dirty job)

Santa Claus got a dirty job

And he does it all night long

Santa Claus got a dirty job (a dirty job)

Santa Claus got a dirty job (Santa Claus got a dirty job)

Santa Claus got a dirty job

And he does it all night long

Yes, he does it all night

He does it all night long

Woo!

Merry Christmas, Mike Rowe

Merry Christmas, John Boy