Don't skate, don't surf

Don't worry about my turf

I got a car, in a yard

I don't want it to go fast

And I wanna know if I'm coming down with anything

And I've got a hero that I'll follow to the end

I'm an ex, an exerciser

I'm an ex, an exerciser

Don't drink, don't stink

I change my old bed sheets

I read, I write

I can't stay up at night

And I wanna know, if I'm going down with anything

And I've got a hero that I'll follow to the end

I'm an ex, an exerciser

I'm an ex, an exerciser

I'm an ex, an exerciser

I'm an ex, an exerciser

Don't smoke, hate dope

Don't laugh at dirty jokes

Got a mum, and a dad

Only ones I've ever had

And I wanna know, if I'm growing old with anything

And I've got a hero that I'll follow to the end

I'm an ex, an exerciser

I'm an ex, an exerciser