MARK

Valentine's Day...Pan across the empty lot. Roger's down

at

Mimi's where he's been for almost two months - tho' te

talks about selling his guitar and getting out of here.

(Still

jealous jf Benny)...God knows where Collins and Angel

are...could be that new Shanty Town by the river or a

suite

at the plaza...Maureen and joanne are rehearsing. That

is if

they're speaking this week...Me? I'm here. Nowhere.

MAUREEN

Every Single Day

I Walk Down The Street

I Hear People Say,

"Baby's So Sweet"

Ever Since Puberty

Everybody Stares At Me

Boys-Girls

I Can't Help It Baby

So Be Kind

Don't Lose Your Mind

Just Remember That I'm Your Baby

Take Me For What I Am

Who I Was Meant To Be

And If You Give A Damn

Take Me Baby Or Leave Me

Take Me Baby Or Leave Me

A Tiger In A Cage

Can Never See The Sun

This Diva Needs Her Stage

Baby-Let's Have Fun!

You Are The One I Choose

Folks'd Kill To Fill Your Shoes

You Love The Limelight Too, Baby

So Be Mine Or Don't Waste Your Time

Cryin'-"Honeybear-Are You Still My

Baby?"

Take Me For What I Am

Who I Was Meant To Be

And If You Give A Damn

Take Me Baby Or Leave Me

No Way-Can I Be What I'm Not

But Hey-Don't You Want Your Girl Hot!

Don't Fight-Don't Lose Your Head

Cause Every Night-Who's In Your Bed?

Who's In Your Bed, Baby?

Kiss Pookie

JOANNE

It Won't Work.

I Look Before I Leap

I Love Margins And Discipline

I Make Lists In My Sleep

Baby What's My Sin?

Never Quit - I Follow Through

I Hate Mess - But I Love You

What To Do

With My Impromtu Baby

So Be Wise

This Girl Satisfies

You've Got A Prize But Don't Compromise

You're One Lucky Baby

Take Me For What I Am

MAUREEN

A Control Freak

JOANNE

Who I Was Meant To Be

MAUREEN

A Snob-Yet Over-Attentive

JOANNE

And If You Give A Damn

MAUREEN

A Lovable, Droll Geek

JOANNE

Take Me Baby Or Leave Me

MAUREEN

And Anal Retentive!

BOTH

That's It!

JOANNE

The Straw That Breaks My Back

BOTH

I Quit

JOANNE

Unless You Take It Back

BOTH

Women

MAUREEN

What Is It About Them?

BOTH

Can't Live-

With Them-

Or Without Them!

Take Me For What I Am

Who I Was Meant To Be

And If You Give A Damn

Take Me Baby Or Leave Me

Take Me Baby

Or Leave Me

Guess I'm Leavin'

I'm Gone!