MARK

Pan to the padlocked door. New Year's rocking eve. The

breaking-back-into-the-building party...

MIMI

How long til next year?

ROGER

Three and half minutes...

MIMI

I'm Giving Up My Vices

I'm Going Back - Back To School

Eviction Or Not

This Week's Been So Hot

That Long As I've Got You

I Know I'll Be Cool

I Couldn't Crack The Love Code, Dear

'Til You Made The Lock On My Heart

Explode

It's Gonna Be A Happy New Year

A Happy New Year

MARK

Coast Is Clear

You're Supposed To Be Working

That's For Midnight

Where Are They?

There Isn't Much Time

MIMI

Maybe They're Dressing

I Mean What Does One Wear That's

Apropos

For A Party - That's Also A Crime

MAUREEN

Chips, Anyone?

MARK

You Can Take The Girl Out Of Hicksville

But You Can't Take The Hickville Out

Of The Girl

MAUREEN

My Riot Got You On TV

I Deserve A Royalty

MIMI

Be Good You Two

Or No God Awful Champagne

MAUREEN

Don't Mind If I Do

No Luck?

ROGER

Bolted Plywood, Padlocked With A

Chain

A Total Dead End

MAUREEN

Just Like My Ex-Girlfriend

(on cellular phone)

Honey...?

I Know You're There...

Please Pick Up The Phone

Are You Okay?

It's Not Funny

It's Not Fair

How Can I Atone?

Are You Okay?

I Lose Control

But I Can Learn To Behave

Give Me One More Chance

Let Me Be Your Slave

I'll Kiss Your Doc Martens

Let Me Kiss Your Doc Martens

Your Every Wish I Will Obey

(Joanne enters)

JOANNE

That Might Be Okay

Down Girl

Heel...Stay

I Did A Bit Of Research

With My Friends At Legal Aid

Technically, You're Squatters

There's Hope

But Just In Case

MARK & JOANNE

Rope!

MARK

We Can Hoist A Line--

JOANNE

To The Fire Escape--

MARK

And Tie Off At

MARK & JOANNE

That Bench!

MAUREEN

I Can't Take Them As Chums

JOANNE

Start Hoisting...Wench

ROGER

I Think I Should Be Laughing

Yet I Forget

Forget How To Begin

I'm Feeling Something Inside

And Yet I Still Can't DecideBIf I Should Hide

Or Make A Wide Open Grin

Last Week I Wanted Just To Disappear

My Life Was Dust

But Now It Just May Be A Happy New Year

A Happy New Year

(Collins enters with Angel)

COLLINS

Bond - James Bond

ANGEL

And Pussy Galore - In Person

MIMI

Pussy - You Came Prepared

ANGEL

I Was A Boy Scout Once

And A Brownie

'Til Some Little Brat Got Scared

COLLINS

Aha! Moneypenny - My Martini!

MIMI

Will Bad Champagne Do?

ROGER

That's Shaken - Not Stirred

COLLINS

Pussy - The Bolts

ANGEL

Just Say The Word!

MIMI

Two Minutes Left To Execute Our Plan

COLLINS

Where's Everyone Else?

ROGER

Playing Spiderman

MARK

Ironic Close Up: Tight

On The Phone Machine's Red Light

Once The Boho Boys Are Gone

The Power Mysteriously Comes On