All I want you to say is nothing at all

And all I want you to do is stare at the wall

I love your plastic hair and your plastic eyes

Marvel at your plastic breats and your plastic thighs

My Polyester Girl

So Shiny

Polyester Girl

So Shiny

Your the perfect guy's accessory

Dangling from my arm for all the pretty people to see

Poised with sassy pout and perky cleave

Great for backstage and entertainment award ceremonies

My Polyester Girl

So Shiny

Polyester Girl

So Shiny

Took you for a ride up in an aeroplane

But your body burst and left and ugly stain

Had to take your pieces back to the factory

It took them several weeks to get you back to me

My Polyester Girl

So Shiny

Polyester Girl

So Shiny

She's my Polyester Girl

Shiniest in all the world