Hello, hello

Calling a Karl Projectorinski

To the front of the cathedral

You have won, dear sir

May I congratulate you first?

Human, human of the year

You won [x2]

Why are you so scared

You stand there shaking in your pew

The icons are whispering to you

They're just old men

Like on the benches on the park

Except their balding spots are glistening with gold

Human, human of the year

You won [x2]

You have won

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Outside the cars are beeping

Out a song

Just in your honor

And even though they do not know it

All mankind are now your brothers

And as the cathedral has spoken

Wishing well to all us sinners

And where the sight grew silent

Til next year's big human winner

Outside the cars are beeping

Out a song

Just in your honor

And even though they do not know it

All mankind are now your brothers

All mankind are now your brothers

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hello, hello

Calling a Karl Projectorinski

To the front of the cathedral

You have won