Hey, hey everybody!

Look who's on TV, look who just got famous

Don't you know it should have been me

I'm not really bitter, I'm not really mad,

I love to see other people get

Everything I ever wanted to have

I don't really care, how big they get

I hate you, fuck you leave me alone!

Why can't I be cool like them?

I used to have a girlfriend

I treated her so bad, she went out

And found another lead singer

Maybe she just likes guys in bands

I give up on everything

All my dreams are dead

Maybe I'll get a shotgun

And try to blow her right out of my head

Everybody says, "How come you ain't made it yet?"

I hate you, fuck you, leave me alone!

Why can't I get my girl back?

I knew you wouldn't understand

Just what I'm tryin to do

'Cause you're not me

And I'm so glad that I am not you

I know it's my problem, there's nothing I can do

But I don't think there is no reason

I don't think there's no excuse for you

Well I've learned my lesson

Hope you've learned it to

And if the're gonna go and do it to me

Well I guess I'm gonna have to go and do it to you

I don't really care how much you cry

IhateyoufuckyouleavemealoneIhateyoufuckyouleavemealone!!!

Why can't anything go my way?