Yo yo yo

Once upon a time up in Jersey Yo!

Ha ha I damn near had to wreck a hoe

Yo I knocked on her do' "Who is it?"

Ha ha it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya

I heard them niggaz in The Bricks get smoked a lot

I heard them niggaz out in Brooklyn get smoked a lot

I heard them niggaz all Uptown get smoked a lot

I heard them niggaz out in Queens get smoked a lot

Yo yo yo

I smoke your buddha to the last drop like I was Maxwell

If blunts came in degrees, call me a blackbelt

I'm worldwide chinky, ? dog with chrome inkies

Chicken ridin shottie and she boost ALL her dickie

This is your brain, this is my tape on drugs

If your lame ass can't feel it, then your cord unplugged

PPP smoked your weed, ain't nobody around

You just got clowned for a whole half a pound, check it out, now

I do a lot of stupid shit when I be smokin

One time I left my truck runnin in Brooklyn WIDE OPEN

I forget who I call, ask for Nia (R - "Hello, can I talk to Nia?")

and it's Tonya (G - "NIA?!", R - "Oh shit!")

Click over (R - "Whassup bitch?".. "Oh, hi momma!")

Yo, when I'm on stage rhymin I forget what state that I'm in

The bitches numbers I lost, my Baby Momma find em

I played the lottery, forty million that day

I probably won the motherfucker but I forgot that I played!

Yo yo yo

Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!

Ha ha, I damn near had to wreck a hoe

Yo, I knocked on her do', "Who is it?"

Hah, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya

I heard them niggaz up in Cali get smoked a lot

All them niggaz in Atlanta get smoked a lot

I heard them niggaz in Virginia get smoked a lot

I heard them niggaz