Uh, ladies and gentlemen

We′d like to welcome y'all to this Def Jam party

And I′m your host with the most, Snoop D-O-Dub (haha)Now, tonight, I'll be bringing some of my old friends

And some of my new friends (Redman in the motherf- building)

But the whole point is

We gon' have us some fun tonight (let′s get it)

Yo, I can write rhymes in my phone and sell it on eBay

I moved up like Georg-ayo Weezy (hahahaha)

My punchlines hit like Gervonta in the ring

And when you swing, it′s little Nacho Libre

In the booth, I Crash Bandicoot

No room, '90s era, gotta raise the roof, hanh

Everybody feel it, Mike Myers with the mic how I kill it

Then I get this top billin′, hey (woo)

Keep your third eye open

Any problem with the safe

Then I crack the 40 open (get 'em)

Cheers, get put in the trunk

That′s my nigga Battlecat providin' the funk

That′s the old world, I'm frontline from a cold borough

You in the back like a epidural

Stay there, you ain't ready to move with real n- (that′s right)

And guess who I′m talkin' to, you sucker

You already know what it is, yeah

You know how it goes, tell ′em turn off the stereo

Ain't nuthin′ but a G thang, baby

Def Jam got the place goin' crazy

Catch you by tonight, it′s alright, it's alright

Back with my Uncle Snoop

Like it's 2 Live Crew way back with my Uncle Luke

I get MIA with your bae, chuck up the deuce

Feelin′ like I took the W, I done stuck up the groove, yeah

Don′t mean to trouble you, guess who stepped in the room

With the same clothes he slept in, one more step and kaboom

So just assume to these MF'ers, I′m DOOM

On the day that I was born, I wrote M-E-F in the womb

That was crazy, my mama's baby, my papa′s maybe

That's papa′s lady but she ain't rockin' with papa lately

And I′m a son, I don′t run, don't need to nominate me

Just had a fraction for somethin′ common, denominate me

Yeah, for the green, they try and abominate me

They hope to change me like that ain't something Obama gave me

It′s me and the S-N double O-P

To my sisters with the voices like SWV

You already know what it is, yeah

You know how it goes, tell 'em turn off the stereo

Ain′t nuthin' but a G thang, baby

Def Jam got the place goin' crazy

Catch you by tonight, it′s alright, it′s alright

What up, world? I'm Nefertitti, true to the description

I′m the new religion, deified, this is a premonition

I'm the future, if you know me, you a prophet

I′ve been the plug, all I needed was the socket (oh, oh)

Give me 16, I'ma rock it, Apollo

I′m the act NASA won't be able to follow

Beyond the moon, I'm the universe they can′t get to

The who′s who of gettin' fed grapes in the gold canoe

The Queen of Queens, treasure measure wider than the seven seas

Light years beyond what they could conceive

I′m Ali with the punchlines, better bob and weave

Always got some s- up my sleeve

Guys on me thicker than thieves, 360 degrees

I'm the truth, and the truth, don′t need you to believe

Energy is the new currency, I'm rich, boy, I′m wealthy

Let me hear you clap if you felt me

You already know what it is, yeah

You know how it goes, tell 'em turn off the stereo

Ain't nuthin′ but a G thang, baby

Def Jam got the place goin′ crazy

Catch you by tonight, it's alright, it′s alright