Would you believe there's a fork in my road?

Down the one way's a prince and the other one a toad

Eye to eye toe to toe

Well heads I lose and tails you choose which way I should go

I'm thinking! I'm thinking!

Now who would believe we'd be fighting a war?

And I always thought that's what soldiers were for

Two, four, nothing between your two sets of eyes

One tells the truth and the other tells me lies

Got me a double negative

I'm shouting in whispers: "Send me" Send me home..."

I'll run to you

Just as fast as I can

But my feet won't move

So I walk on my hands

I'd fly to you

But there's nowhere to land

Can't stay where I am

And if I should fall then a great big wheel

Will cut me in two from haircut to heel

Better dead, earth on your head and sky in your toes

There's no highway code on

The underwater road where the big fishes go

Up at the sharp end something gives

Lick me a finger, I'm thinking! I'm thinking!

Got me a double negative

I'm shouting in whispers: "Send me! Send me home..."