[Verse 1: Big Tigger]

Listen

Ain't nothing changed, but the area code

I relax and relocate it down the road

Now, forever will be, be asking what I see

But right now representing for the DMV

You can catch me live from the den

Two to six P.M

But right now, 50, Denaun, and Eminem

Yes, indeed, that Relapse is on your shelves

But come on, Mr. Porter, rock for Old D12

[Verse 2: Denaun]

I'm Mr. Obnoxious

Open-hand slap a dude

You couldn't, you wouldn't

You'd run off crying like Cuba Gooding

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[Verse 3: Eminem]

Woah, Nelly, tell Angelina Jolie I'm ready

With petroleum jelly, to smear it all over me belly

And tell her she can hit me on me mobile, me celly

And meet in the salami section of the grocery deli

And maybe we can find us an appropriate telly

A Motel 6 or 8, I think they both could be helly

I hit it, then I quit it and I told her "Email me

And don't call me, I'll call you— can you feel me? Ho, do you smell me?

Animal instinct, cannibalistic

I just ran out of lipstick, man, I'm a twisted

Sick, sadistic, son of a bitch, 666

Broke his crucifix made out of sticks, then fixed it

Chck-chck-chck, chick, chck-chck, chck-chck, chck!

Now play it backwards: "muscle relaxers mixed with

Liquid Dilaudid, it's diluted for quick fix

You're delusional, illusions look realistic

[Verse 4: Eminem]

I need Christopher Reeves to come and lay his verse

I think he can spit it better on Medicine Ball, first

Off, I did not even realize the guy died

So I guess them Christopher Reeves jokes ain't gonna fly

Oh! I'm on a roll, don't get me started

Ellen got pissed at me, tried to push me and pussy-farted

With such accuracy, he aims and he shoots the target

Cupid's arrow done forced it, now look, sweetheart, it's

The kissin' bandit on a mission to leave Ms. Degeneres

Disenchanted by men, now just listen, dammit

Mr. Rossi, I need no posse, I single handed-

-ly will steal your heart with a kiss, where should I plant it?

Moi! Baby, it's moi! And my repertoire

Is running around in pink panties and leopard bra

And negligah, negligée, you say tomato, I say tomah-to

I'm Tommy Motola Mariah, don't stop me, I'm on a roll

Oh!