[Intro: Eminem]

Yeah

Definitely, definitely

Definitely dope

Definitely

Definitely K-Mart

Yeah

Yeah (*Fart*)

[Verse 1: Eminem]

You find me offensive?

I find you offensive for finding me offensive

Hence if I should draw the line, any fences

If so, to what extents, if any, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive

Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive

They say I cause extensive psychological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lengths this

Far at other people's expenses

I say you're all just too goddamn sensitive

It's censorship, and it's downright blasphemous

Let's end this shit now, 'cause I won't stand for this

And Chris-stiff-er Reeves won't sit for this neither

And let's clear this up too, I ain't got no beef with him either

He used to be like a hero to me, I even believe I

Had one of those 25-cent stickers on my refrigerator

Right next to Darth Vader

And Darth must've put a hex on him for later

I feel like it's my fault, 'cause of the way that—

I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luthor

I killed Superman, I killed Super—

Man, and how ironic

That I'd be the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic

[Chorus: Eminem]

'Cause I ain't got no legs

Or no brain

Nice to meet you

Hi, my name is—

I forgot my name

My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil

My new name is... Rain Man

[Verse 2: Eminem & Dr. Dre]

Now in the Bible, it says:

"Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed

Have homosexual sex

Unless, of course, you were given the consent to join in

Then, of course, it's intercourse, and it's bisexual sex

Which isn't as bad, long as you show some remorse for your actions

Either before, during, or after performing the act of that which

Is normally referred to as such more commonly known phrases

That are more used by today's kids in a more derogatory way

But who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say?"

Let's ask Dr. Dre—Dr. Dre? (What up?)

I got a question, if I may (Yeah)

Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend? (Yeah)

And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)

But, —ut, I ain't done yet

In football, the quarterback yells out, "Hut-hut"

While he reaches in another grown man's ass

Grabs on his nuts, but, just, what if

It was never meant—it was just an accident

But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his penis went in—

His teeny-tiny, little, round heinie, and he didn't mean it

But his little weenie flinched just a little bit?

And I don't need to go into any more details, but—

What if he pictured it as a female's butt? Is that gay?

I just need to clear things up

'Til then, I'll just walk around with a manly strut, because

[Chorus: Eminem]

'Cause I ain't got no legs

Or no brain

Nice to meet you

Hi, my name is

I forgot my name

My aim was not to become what I became

With this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil

My new name is... Rain Man

[Verse 3: Eminem & Dr. Dre]

You find me offensive, I find you offensive—

Shit, this is the same verse, I just did this

When am I gonna come to my good senses?

Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses

My spider sense is telling me Spider-Man is nearby

And my plan is to get him next and open up a whip-ass canister

God damn it, Dre, where's the goddamn beat? (Yeah)

Anyway, anyway, I don't know how else to put it

This is the only thing that I'm good at

I am the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic

Demonic—yup, yup, don't worry, I'm on it

I got it, high-five Nick Lachey

Stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away (*Pfffffff*)

And as she flew around the room like a balloon, I

Grabbed the last can of chicken-tuna out the trash can, and zoom, I

Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch

With a peanut butter–jelly-chicken-tuna sandwich

And I ain't even gotta make no goddamn sense

I just did a whole song, and I didn't say shit

[Chorus: Eminem]

'Cause I ain't got no legs

Or no brain

Nice to meet you

Hi, my name is

I forgot my name

My aim was not to become what I became

With this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil

My new name is... Rain Man

[Outro: Eminem & Dr. Dre]

'Cause ah, uh, ah, eh, ugh...

Yup

Rain Man

Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre

Super-dope beatmaker

2000 and 1000, four-hundred-and-eighty-seven-million-nine-hundred-and-se—seventy-three-thousand-four-hundred-and-sixty-three...

And seventy

Yeah