(Roger Miller)

(Trailers for sale

Trailers for sale

Trailers for sale)

I ain't got no cigarettes

It takes four hours of pushin' broom

To buy a four-by-twelve two-bit room

I'm a man of means, by no means

King of the road

(chorus)

Trailers for sale or rent

Rooms to let, fifty cents

No cars, no pool, no pets

I ain't got no cigarettes

It takes four hours of pushin' broom

To buy a four-by-twelve two-bit room

I'm a man of means, by no means

King of the road

(Take slower)

It takes four hours of pushin' broom

To buy a four-by-twelve two-bit room

I'm a man of means, by no means

King of the road

(One more time)

(repeat chorus)