[Intro: Eminem]

Uh

Yo, yo, yo, yo

[Chorus: Eminem]

I take a couple uppers

I down a couple downers

But nothin' compares

To these blue and yellow purple pills

I been to mushroom mountain

Once or twice, but who's countin'?

But nothin' compares

To these blue and yellow purple pills (Yo, yo)

[Verse 1: Eminem]

Cool, calm, just like my mom

With a couple of Valium inside her palm

It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve

To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves (Oooohh)

I can't describe the vibe I get

When I drive by six people and five I hit (Whoops!)

Aw shit, I started a mosh pit

Squashed a bitch and stomped her foster kids (Ah!)

These shrooms make me hallucinate

Then I sweat 'til I start losin' weight

'Til I see dumb shit start happenin'

Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryna rap again (Oooohh)

So bounce, bounce! Come on, bounce!

*Gunshots* I said come on, bounce!

Everybody in the house with a half an ounce (Me!)

Not weed, I meant coke; dumbass, sit down! (Oh)

We don't bullshit, better ask around

D12 throws the bombest bash in town

Bizarre, your mom is passin' out

Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out (Come on)

[Verse 2: Kuniva, Kon Artis, (Eminem)]

Fuck that, someone help Denaun

He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn

Hey Von, you see me steppin' on these leprechauns?

It gotta be acid 'cause the X is gone

Yeah, I took 'em all, dawg, with some Parmesan

And I think my arm is gone — No, it's probably numb

Young, dumb, and full of cum

And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue

Scary-ass, it was a false alarm

You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on?

Well, stop actin' stupid; you so high

That you might wake up with a guy on some new shit (Eeeh-ww!)

Yeah, I think I did too much (Huh-uh)

This substance equals cuffs (Huh-uh)

Red pills, blue pills, and green

Big pills — (That's ill!) — Mescaline

[Chorus: Eminem]

I take a couple uppers

I down a couple downers

But nothin' compares

To these blue and yellow purple pills

I been to mushroom mountain

Once or twice, but who's countin'?

But nothin' compares

To these blue and yellow purple pills

[Bridge: Eminem]

Dirty Dozen, eighty of us

Shady brothers, ladies love us

That's why our baby mothers

Love us but they hate each other

They prob'lly wanna take each other

Out and date each other

Some, some, some

Somethin'... I don't know

[Verse 3: Proof & Kon Artis]

Pop pills, pills I pop

Pop two pills, on stilts I walk

Snort two lines that were filled with chalk

Thought I was incredible and killed the Hulk (Ohhhhhhh)

I wanna roll away like a rollerblade

Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days

And when I'm old and gray look for dope to smoke?

No? Okey-doke, I'm packin' my nose with coke

(*Coughing*) Am I supposed to choke?

Had an accident when the Trojan broke

Ah, poor baby, born by a whore lady

Now I gotta strangle an {infant} (You're crazy!)

[Verse 4: Swift, Kon Artis (& Eminem)]

Ha, I pop four E's at one time

And I don't need water when I'm swallowin' mine

(Hey, you got any shrooms?) Does Bizarre smoke crack? (Haha)

We can't get jobs, 'cause our arms show tracks

Why the hell you niggas think I rap?

We do it just to get your company hijacked

If you like smack, then I might too (Uh-huh)

(Swift, chill!) I just wanna get high like you (Eeeh-ww!)

And I don't give a damn if they white or blue (Huh-uh)

Speed, shrooms, down the Valiums (Huh-uh)

Even smoke weed out of vacuums

I just copped some and I'm goin' back soon

[Chorus: Eminem]

I take a couple uppers

I down a couple downers

But nothin' compares

To these blue and yellow purple pills

I been to mushroom mountain

Once or twice, but who's countin'?

But nothin' compares

To these blue and yellow purple pills

[Verse 5: Bizarre]

I'm at a rave, lookin' like a slave

High off chronic

Gin and tonic demonic

Body smell like vomit

Pussy poppin', acid droppin'

Dope-heady guy

Heroin mescaline

Pencil leads, wanna try?

Blue pills, golden seals

Got Bizarre actin' ill

Drugs kill (Yeah, right)

Bitch, I'm for real!

Shut yo' mouth, you dirty slut

You know you want it in your butt

I'll put it in your cunt

Let Bizarre nut!

[Chorus: Eminem]

I take a couple uppers

I down a couple downers

But nothin' compares

To these blue and yellow purple pills

I been to mushroom mountain

Once or twice, but who's countin'?

But nothin' compares

To these blue and yellow purple pills

[Bridge: Eminem]

Dirty Dozen, eighty of us

Shady brothers, ladies love us

That's why our baby mothers

Love us but they hate each other

They prob'lly wanna take each other

Out and date each other

Some, some, some

Somethin'... I don't know