Once upon a time in the Land of Fever

There lived a scarlet pussy

This kitty cat of fine descent was cherished by her mother

Who wouldn't let another pet her

Unless he was qualified

Every first of the month this pretty feline got the hots

And that's when the neighborhood d-d-dogs

They'd line up around the block

Meow!

When my little scarlet feline roars

The locals come around (Come around)

When they see the scarlet light

They know it's time 2 come chase her down (Chase her down)

Lo and behold - the fantastical way in which their bodies groove

My Scarlet Pussy's furry magic alters any mood (Scarlet Pussy, hey)

It's cool (Scarlet Pussy, yeah)

Ahh, pussycat, pussycat - wherefore art thou, puppy?

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She can make U crazy if U're 2 close 2 her heat

She can make U sad when U're happy as can be

She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets

All is hers in love and war, my little Scarlet Pussy

Every dog would try his lines 2 get Pussy's attention (Hey, baby!)

All they want is so exposed in ways 2 gross 2 mention (Eew!)

Green virgin teenager or filthy rich yuppie?

Pussycat, pussycat - wherefore art thou, puppy?

(Scarlet Pussy)

She can make U crazy if U're 2 close 2 her heat

She can make U sad when U're happy as can be

She can make U shoot your ego all over your sheets

All is hers in love and war, my little Scarlet Pussy

Meow {x2}

Now what's going on?

I don't know, man, look out!

Somebody come get this meow-meow off my leg! (Purr)

Meow! (Hiss hiss!)

Scarlet Pussy

Pussycat, pussycat - wherefore art thou, puppy?

Meow

CHORUS

All is hers in love and war, my little Scarlet Pussy

Oh yeah - my little Scarlet Pussy

She can make U happy, she can make U sad

She can make U crazy (Crazy)

She can make U shiver from your head down 2 your feet

She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets (Oh!)

{crowd noise}

CHORUS