Intro: Mista Wells

1 2 3! In the place to be!

As it is plain to see we be the MC's!

On the microphone and I do it swell

I go by the name of Mista Wells!

Standin' next to me on the M I C

Is my main man Smile Lee!

Standin' next to him he do what he like

He go by the name of Nephew Mike!

And last but not least number one in the crew:

He goes by the name of Howard Who!

Verse 1

[Wells] I know this chick named Tammy, a real fly shortie

She gets real naughty when she sips on a 40

And when she gets tipsy, she acts like a stunt

'Cause a 40 and a blunt, that's all she really wants

[Smile] I know this freak named Bertha, the town cum-slurper

I fucked her in the ass till she screamed bloody murder

And if you see Bertha, tell her I'm gonna hurt her

'Cause she gave me some shit that my doctor never heard of

[Mike] I met this honey named Anna at the Copacabana

Sippin' Tropicana in a calm-like manner

Just like a hammer, I really tried to slam her

Man, oh man, she drained my stamina!

[H. Who] I know this dip named Jessica; Bimos used to mess with her

It really didn't matter, so I still slept with her

It was all good, in that she gave up the kitty-cat

And when I was done, I said, "Good lookin' black!"

Verse 2

[Smile] I met this chick named Nessa, who favors Uncle Fester

I beat the bitch bloody 'cause she stole from my dresser

Bruises, knots, and multi-lacerations

I almost killed the bitch; my lawyer got me probation

[Mike] I met this girl named Kim at the all-natural gym

Tryin' to push up was this guy named Tim

Who will win, is it me or him?

Gave her a grin and I was IN!

[H. Who] Check it, I know this dip named