He's standin' tall at 5 foot 4,

with the sharpness of a troubadour.

I dare you look him in the eye.

His stench would make a buzzard cry.

He likes Burt in White Lightning.

Camelback Cinema.

In the dark she sat and wait

for her steady random date.

Reflecting back to a time

when eager boys would stand in line.

She likes Burt in White Lightning.

He's standin' tall at 5 foot 4.

Lurking in the corridor.

He came to buy his weekly whore

at Camelback Cinema.