There was a girl, we'll call her Betty

And a guy. Lets call him Neil.

Now, I can't stress this point too strongly

This story isn't real.

(...)

Now our Neil must decide

Who will be the girl he casts aside

Will Betty be the one who he loves truly

Or will it be the one who we'll call...Lulie

He MUST decide, he MUST decide

even though I made him up he Must decide...