Won't you step into the freezer

Seize her with a tweezer

Won't you step into the freezer

Tease her with a tweezer

It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold (4x)

Won't you step into the freezer

Please her with a tweezer

Won't you step into the freezer

Please her with a tweezer

It's gonna be cold cold cold cold cold (4x)

Look who's in the freezer

Uncle Ebenezer