Cop:hey thats against the law your commin with me

Peter:eh eh eh... Cant touch me, Cant touch me

Jjjjjust like the bad guy, from lethal weapon 2

I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you cant sue

I can write graffiti, even j-walk in the street

I can riot,loot, not give a hoot

And touch your sisters teet

Cant touch me! Cant touch me!

Mayor Adam West: What in gods name is he doing?

Cant touch me!

Cleaveland: I believe thats the worm

Peter: Stop! Peter time! I'm a big shot, theres no doubt

Light a fire, then pee it out

Dont like it, kiss my rump

Just for a minute lets all do the bump

Cant touch me yea do the peter griffin bump cant touch me

I'm presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot

Dont care if your handicapped, i'll still park in your spot

I've been around the world, from Hartford to Bakbay

Its Peter go Peter I'm mac Peter yo Peter

Lets see Regis rap this way cant touch me!

Except for you, you can touch me.