She showed her navel

She wore the label

She wore it

Thigh-high

Old-time sticky lipstick

Knockin' at my door

I just turn up the

Hi-fi

Well, it's a plain shame

It took me all this time to learn

(So long to love)

Well, it's a plain shame

No matter which way you turn

She'd like to taste me

She'd like to waste me

She'd like to see me

Sky-high

New York to Boston

Same in Houston

I just say

Bye-bye

Well, it's a plain shame

It took me all this time to learn

Well, it's a plain shame

No matter which way you turn

(instrumental)

She said, "I know it's late to

But I'd really like to play tunes

On your

Guitar"

"Let's get arrested

Want to be molested

Who cares how old

You are?"

Well, it's a plain shame

It took me all this time to learn

Yes, it's a plain shame

No matter which way you turn

Well, it's a plain shame

No matter which way you turn

Well, it's a plain shame

It took me all this time to learn

Well, it's a plain shame

No matter which way you turn