On the loose and so elusive

You won′t find her till you've checked

Ev′ry avenueLike a diamond

In a coal mine

She's where you would least expect

Try to track her down

Go over the whole darn town

Go on a fishin'

Expedition

Everybody′s gotta be somewhere

Girls don′t vanish in thin air

Everybody's gotta be somewhere

But where? Where? Where? Where?

Take a little looksee

Nose around

There′s an underground crowd to scout

Use a little intuition if you wish

Your mission to pan out

Keep an open ear and

Trust your gut

Let the scuttlebutt cross your mind

If you're out of innuendo ′round the bend

Are hits you've yet to find

Stay right on her trail

(This tomato is a hot potato)

This case is a beaut′

(Dig deep and keep on digging)

She's the holy grail

She's needle in haystack heaven

You′re in hot pursuit

(You′re warm and getting warmer)

Don't be so low key

Start following every lead

Don′t put your feet up

Turn the heat up

Everybody's gotta be somewhere

Girls don′t vanish in thin air

First ya gotta look left

Then ya gotta look right

Then ya better look high and low

Gotta run around town

Gotta play the old game

It's a little like tic tac toe

Where′s that dame?

Where's she gone to?

She's a flame

That you′re drawn to

Where, I wonder, am I gonna find this chick?

It′s quite a blunder to underestimate her

She's a stye in the eye of a private dick

She look familiar?

You don′t know how many women I see each day

Beneath innumerable guys

Yours would be hard to forget, I regret to say

She's one I never laid my eyes on

Where, I wonder, am I gonna find this chick?

It′s quite a blunder to underestimate her

She's a stye in the eye of a private dick

She look familiar?

Though I′ve never seen her

I've seen girls like this so young and ripe

Your missing miss is not the type

To miss a misdemeanor

Why-doncha Why-doncha Why-doncha

Let me choose a change of pace for broads like this

You came to the right place

Where's that dame?

Where′s she gone to?

You′re quite a masterful detective

And it's your lucky day to stumble on us

(You′ll find us a plus)

It hardly seems at random

You're wise to scrutinize us

We won′t refuse

So take off your shoes

We'll search for clues in tandem

Try to track her down

Go over the whole darn town

Better have hope and both eyes open

Ev′rybody's gotta be somewhere

Girls don't vanish in thin air

She′s lying low you′re flying blind but

Ev'rybody′s gotta be somewhere

Ev'rybody′s gotta be somewhere