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British television series. Why do only fools and horses work?

[Part 1: Main Theme]

[Verse]

Stick a pony in me pocket

I'll fetch the suitcase from the van

'Cause if you want the best ones

But you don't ask questions

Then brother, I'm your man

[Chorus]

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery

It's like the changing of the seasons

And the tides of the sea

But here's the one that's driving me berserk:

Why do only fools and horses work?

[Outro]

La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la

La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la

La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la…

[Part 2: Closing Theme]

[Verse]

We've got some

Half price cracked ice

And miles and miles of carpet tiles

TVs, eep freeze

And David Bowie LPs

Ball games, gold chains, what's-names

And at a push

Some Trevor Francis track suits

From a mush in Shepherds Bush

Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush

[Chorus]

No income tax, no VAT

No money back, and no guarantee

Black or white, rich or poor

We'll cut prices at a straw

God bless Hooky Street

Viva Hooky Street

Long live Hooky Street

C'est magnifique, Hooky Street

Magnifique, Hooky Street