I am light as a feather and as stiff as a board

I pay attention to things that most people ignore

And I′m alright with the movies that make jokes 'bout senseless crueltyThat′s for sure

And I am built like a mother and a total machine

I feel for your every little issue, I know just what you mean

And I make light of the darkness, I've got sun in my motherfuckin' pocket

Best believe, yeah, you know me, I

Forgive and I forget

I know my age and I act like it

Got what you can′t resist

I′m a perfect all-American

I am light as a feather, I'm as fresh as the air

Coca-Cola bottles that I only use to curl my hair

I got class and integrity just like a goddamn Kennedy

I swear, with love to spare, I

Forgive and I forget

I know my age and I act like it

Got what you can′t resist

I'm a perfect all-American bitch

With perfect all-American lips

And perfect all-American hips

I know my place, I know my place

And this is it

I don′t get angry when I'm pissed

I′m the eternal optimist

I scream inside to deal with it

Like, "Ah"

Like, "Ah"

(Oh my fucking god, yeah)

All the time

I'm grateful all the time

I'm sexy and I′m kind

I′m pretty when I cry

Oh, all the time (the time)

I'm grateful all the time (fucking time)

I′m sexy and I'm kind

I′m pretty when I cry