Everybody says they wanna be my friend

Gimme that smile all over again

Shut your mouth now and give it a rest now

Come on baby now and kiss my ass

Cause I'm crying, over again.

Everybody tells me that this is it

I'm telling you baby, it don't mean shit.

I'm sorry I've started to sound real crass now,

Come on, come on, come on, come on come on baby,

(Chorus)

Well come on little baby

won't you cut the chitter chatter

Come sit here on Daddy's lap and won't you tell me what's the matter.

Come on everybody, mix your vinegar with honey

Make your future so exciting if you'd only stop your whining.

I'm a first class son of a bitch

How I'd really like to grant your wish

I'm afraid little darling, it just won't pass

Now, come on baby now and Kiss My Ass

Cause I'm crying over again.

You're pushing too hard, you're pushing on me

You're pushing too hard, _____________________

You're pushing too hard, you're pushing too hard on me

Oh I really want to have some fun, _________________________

You're pushing too hard (5 times)

Over and over (5 times)

(Chorus)

I'm so excited I can barely speak

If you show me a chicken, I'll show you a geek.

You've heard all about my dubious past now

Come on baby now and kiss my ass

Cause I'm crying, over and over and over again.

(Repeat)