[Intro: Eminem & Redman]

Yo (Yo)

Look

Yo

[Refrain: Eminem]

No matter what people say

I'm gon' keep rappin' this way

No matter what you may think

I'ma keep doin' my thing

[Verse 1: Eminem & Redman]

I'm the worst thing since fat bald men

Decided to write songs to teach Mouseketeers to sing (Ahh!)

I stick Britney Spears in a room full of mirrors

So she gets fifty years of bad luck

Causin' terror to Christina Aguilera

When I grab her by the hair and drag her across the Sahara (Come on, bitch)

Beware of this rap terrorist with a therapist

With a hair up his ass like a rabbit crawled in his pants

Got a habit of holdin' Tylenol in his hands

'Til it melts in his fuckin' palms and dissolves in his glands

(So who is it?) The fool who visit the playground

With two biscuits to lay down the school district

Get pistol-whipped with a Mossberg

With a pistol grip, and fed pitbull shits

Sniff glue sticks like I give two shits

If I get too rich, I just get sued

[Verse 2: Redman & Eminem]

Yo, I leave wit no injure, after I blow four in ya

One handstand on top of yo ninja

Crash it, Doc stir the madness

'Til y'all outta work like Tony Atlas

Walkin', cans in the laundry basket

America's Most, with the army after us

Fuck flossin', we take what's yours

Unload fifteen like an ace and four

I'm outta work, but Doc laid them off

(Shit, the power's out) The tape is off!

Yo, you targeted from arsonists

Papermate pens filled wit arsenic

I got hoes that don't know what Prada is

Doc could shape up, touch your barber, miss (Ts! Ts!)

Fade you with a bloody blade

I turn rap camps into Crystal Lake (Kill, kill, kill)

Fuck bitches face is what I'ma do

'Cause that's what white boy Tano do

[Chorus: Eminem & Redman]

So how's everybody doin' tonight?

Hope you're in the mood to get drunk and scream in a fight

'Cause uh, we gettin' down for the fuck of it

So suck my dick if y'all don't wanna bump to this (Off the wall)

So how's everybody feelin' tonight?

Hope you in that mood to get rude and ill in a fight

'Cause uh, we gettin' down for the fuck of it

So suck my dick if you don't wanna bump! (Off the wall)

[Refrain: Eminem]

No matter what people say

I'm gon' keep rappin' this way

No matter what you may think

I'ma keep doin' my thing

[Verse 3: Redman & Eminem]

Yo, what my jabs are spittin', hospital, son, admit it

Rip your lips off, kiss my ass with it

Slap bitches, Doc. Marshall Maths? (Print it)

Weed, X, and the acid tabs did it

I'm "What's Happening," with no Re-Run

Doc. Rob De Niro when the heat come

My barrel hang out the Camaro

Aimed at the nose of them hoes, it's hard to breathe from

Flash the gat, your town, bogart it

Your wallet, your chain: the main target

Beef is like cold engine: don't start it

Bust in the air and hit a airplane pilot

We clowned you, rap surround sounds around you

From ten-speed and brown shoe

Doc and Eminem, cock the M&M

Blood flows with 2Pacalypse and them

[Verse 4: Eminem & Redman]

It's like, Funk Doctor meets the punk rocker

Got the drugs stocked inside the lunch box (Uhh)

Pop junk like I just got jumped

Popped the trunk and pulled out the shotgun pump

Knock wood, it's all good; thank God for vodka

'Cause with my luck, I'll probably get shot by a stalker (Ckkk!)

Probably got a fanatic waitin' upstairs in the attic

With an automatic callin' me up there (Watch up!)

My man, Stan, with a gat in his hand

Stakin' my house out in a tan, tinted sedan

Pull your mouth out till you can't finish a damn (Yeah)

Ham sandwich, or your canned spinach and Spam (Yeah)

'Til you gotta sip through a straw, shoplift through the mall

Pictures of me on my mom's living room wall

Hey, Ma, maybe I'll give you a call

Psyche! You fuckin' bitch, suck a dick and two balls! (Hahaha)

I'm givin' you all my job descrip', which is

To piss bitches and priests off with this ("...Need Jesus!")

Pop more pills 'til police officers

Arrive at the scene to pull me off of Kim

Teeth off my dick, hands off my balls

But y'all can kiss my ass, pants off and all! (Chm!)

'Cause I'm so goddamn off the wall

I might as well just be a painting smashed on the floor (Ah!)

[Chorus: Eminem & Redman]

So how's everybody feelin' tonight?

Hope you in that mood to get rude and ill in a fight

'Cause uh, we gettin' down for the fuck of it

So suck my dick if you don't wanna fuck to this (Off the wall)

So how's everybody doin' tonight?

Hope you're in the mood to get drunk and screw in a fight

'Cause uh, we gettin' down for the fuck of it

So suck my dick if y'all don't wanna bump to this (Off the wall)

[Refrain: Eminem]

No matter what people say

I'm gon' keep rappin' this way

No matter what you may think

I'ma keep doin' my thing

[Outro: Eminem]

No matter what people say

I'm gon' keep doin' my thing

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