5 ContributorsNope you’re too late I’m already dad Lyrics

[Verse 1: Bob Belcher]

I’m not tryna ruin your fun

But cook me burgers with cheese

Oh please I’m begging you, Gene

‘Cause I can’t rely on Louise

No, she’s too mean

And I don’t care about Pesto

No, I’m not green

[Verse 2: Peter Griffin]

If you see me out in Quahog, say hi

But if you meet me at the Clam, I’m a talkative guy

Maybe we’ll talk over beers and remember the time

And we know even at my Lois, I’m a family guy

And a lot of white boys do impressions of me

And you always see my clips on your fyp

But that algorithm’s always tryna censor me

They’re even worse than the fellas at thе FCC

[Verse 3: Homer Simpson]

Next day I’m walking to Moe’s

Choke thе boy, it’s my fault

My life was comedy gold

But now it’s just getting old

I look deep down in my heart

Know I should be home with Marge

But work is just getting hard

With Mr. Burns still in charge

[Verse 4: Stan Smith]

I wanna wake up and say

Good morning USA

But I can’t get out of bed

It’s comfy here anyway

I think of Hayley and Steve

What will I do when they leave?

At least there’s Francine and Klaus

But Roger’s still in my house