I say don't drink and drive

You might spill your drink

Before you get behind

That wheel, just stop & think

You can take your chances

But there's so much to lose

Another bumpy road,

There's so much wasted booze

I'm not so worried

About how many I kill

I'm much more concerned

With how much beer I spill

35% of accidents

Are cause by pixilated

The other 65% are not

Alcohol related

What does this tell us

About the drunk drivers

They seem to have a

Better record than

The sober team