I'm a person just like you

But i've got better things to do

Than sit around and fuck my head

Or hang out with the living dead

Snort white shit up my nose

(you know what i'm talking about)

Or passin' out at all the shows

I've got straight edge

I laugh at the thought of eating ludes

I laugh at the thought of sniffing glue

Cause I've got straight edge oh

I've got straight edge