I play pool cause I'm no fool

I play pool cause I'm cool

I play pool after school

I play pool all the time

Cue in my left hand, beer in right

I shoot and drink all through the night

That sloppy english does me just right

I use that sloppy english all the time

I hold my stick

Like I hold my dick

Hustling beers from wetto

That's the trick

I use that sloppy english

All the time.