Stop have a beer it's on me has

anyone ever told you that you

Look like a hollywood star

Oh you've heard it said many times

Before right here at this bar

I'm lame

So I drink cause it makes me

Happier than being alone. My

good friend MR. Johnie walked red

Keeps my insides warm like a cunt

Seems like evrybody's got

Something I have not, a reason

not to die so I say death to

Mr. Right cause that will never

be me yeah yeah yeah