I take her to aquarium, she says shark

I take her to the planitarium, she says its dark

I take her to the seaside

Where she likes to spin and twirl

She says sure and cool and yeah

She's my monosyllabic girl

I take her to the university, shesays huh

I take her to our anniversary, she says one

I take her to the jewelry store

I say diamond, she says pearl

Oh everyone know I'm in love

with a monosyllabic girl