Well I work all day from nine to five

Just grabbing enough to barely stay alive

Five 'o clock comes I crawl back in my crummy hole

I'm eating Wheat Cheapies from a cracked plastic bowl

Good Times ha ha ha ha...

Well I watch TV - till it goes on the blink

I spend all night listening to water dripping in the sink

Rusty old stove leaking gas everywhere

I strike a match, it blasts my face - and burns off my hair

Good Times ha ha ha ha...

Friends all tell me how lucky I am

Cause they're using dadddy's money, driving daddy's car

But they can't tell me how bad things are for them

I love good booze but I drink cheap wine

I love tough chicks but, ha ha, look at mine

I've got one good suit but it's wearing mighty mighty thin

I go out for entertainment - I park behind the twin

Thing's started bad from the day of my birth

Why it looks like I'm destined to be a scum of the earth

I'm growing bald and I'm getting fat too

If you don't like it, here's something for you!

Good Times ha ha ha ha...