Woke up this morning and felt not too cool

'Cause every time I tried to make my mouth move

The pain I'm having is so discomforting

Please make this suffering go away

I told my mom how I was feeling

And how long I've been dealing with it

Knew it was coming, but didn't know how soon

She said I've reached another adolescent monsoon

OOoo Ahh...the pain is tremendous

Why can't I take it like a man

OOoo Ahh...the pain is horrendous

Why don't you lend a helpin' hand

He was a well educated man, had his degree in medicine

I noticed his hairy hands...he was a very, very hairy man

He looked right down in

Shook his head, and then said

These teeth must be pulled right away

OOoo Ahh...the pain is tremendous

Why can't I take it like a man

OOoo Ahh...the pain is horrendous

Why don't you lend a helpin' hand

He turned around, rolled up his sleeve

I rolled my eyes, then suddenly

I horrible pain grew, the next thing that I knew

The doc had pulled my wisdom teeth...OUT

Well along with my teeth, my money also left me

As he made out the bill I was moaning

OOoo Ahh..the pain is tremendous

Where the hell is my prescription...of codeine?

OOhh...but when will I eat, how long until

My mouth feels natural

How long will they bleed, when will they heal

Where's a real meal

How do you feel, how do you feel, how do you feel, how do you feel

I feel good, I feel great

There's no pain, there's no ache

I feel good I feel great

Just let me recuperate

Because the codeine has left me drowsy, leave me be...just let me sleep!