Raise the mast on the steadfast!

Swifter than a bareback sea horse

Sailing the uncharted sea course

Who could survive such a dangerous mission

Alongside pirates with zero ambition

We got the coconuts poured

We drop the hooks overboard

And if you get a little seasick

We play the Haddock for a Hat trick

We got the hammocks on the main deck

We got the butler doin' the hen-peck

He say we shoulda been swabbin' the poop deck

It's what the other pirates do do

But we're bringin' you

Yo ho heroes

Standin' in the gap

Where'd you put the toys

Time to take a nap

Yo Ho heroes

Flighty as a bird

Easy is the word

Yo, I'm seein' no heroes

We're on a limbo craze

It's a relic from our limber days

Now we're stuck inside the Limbo-Zone

Its where the pirates go with too much time and a missing spine

Yo ho heroes

Standing in the gap

Where'd you put the map

Take another nap

Yo ho heroes

Strike a better pose

That's the way it goes

Yo, I'm seein' no heroes

We're on the Bad Mood Swing

We haven't done one thing

Not even a minimum daily requirement

We got the funk without the Parliament

And if you're feelin' a little seasick

And if you wanna get off the guilt trip

Because the Captain of the Main Ship

He could be comin' before you know Him

What are you gonna show Him

Go hero

Standing in the gap

Takin' up the slack

Followin' the King's Map

Go hero

Steady as a rock

I know it's a shock

Yo, there be a hero

Go hero

Standin' in the gap

Takin' up the slack

Followin' the King's Map

Go hero

Steady at the wheel

Keep an even keel

Yo, there be the King's hero