The stripper mummy's death dance causes shiver and earthquakes

Out of the tomb comes sexy zombies, dead corpses awakes

The restless headless horseman is looking for his hat

A guana smelling witch is eating coffinnails with a bat

Upstairs the frenzy she-devils tempts with wild mad sin, you know

I recommend infernal torment demented bondage are go

Back in that old haunted cathouse

Where everybody used to go - All pleasures were for free

Back in that old haunted cathouse

If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be

Bloody Mary and King Kong is kissing while lost souls cry

Hand in hand watching meteors and stars on the midnight sky

A ghastly crew of wicked men arrive in the batmobile

Klingon's drunk flying their UFO - Oooh, what a thrill

Back in that old haunted cathouse

Where all my friends used to go - All pleasures were for free

Back in that old haunted cathouse

If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be

Back in that old haunted cathouse

Where all my friends used to go - All pleasures were for free

Back in that old haunted cathouse

If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be

Back in that old haunted cathouse

If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be

Back in that old haunted cathouse

If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be

Back in that...(this is where things get a little out of control!)...old haunted cathouse...