The evening fog was rolling in

It was getting hard to see

The old white car edged down the road

Headed for the double e

She was bringin' down dinner for Grandpa

It was crawlin' with vitamins

And tender as a mother's love

When she saw the TV vans

The side door was open

There were three TVs

Grandpa's face was on every one

He was talkin' to a woman with a microphone

She was sexy and her hair was all done

Sun Green came out and met Grandma then

"My, you're such a beautiful girl

Mother Earth needs more like you

You should go out now and see the world

What's grandpa doin' on TV?

I got his dinner in the car

All these vans have blocked our road

But we can carry it, it's not too far"