Woke up this morning, my dog was dead,

Someone disliked him and shot him through the head.

Woke up this morning, my cat had died,

I know I'll miss her, sat down and cried.

Came home this evening, my hog was gone,

People here don't like me, I think I'll soon move on.

Now somethings happened, that would make a saint frown,

I turned my back and my house burned down.