Foolish bride call me up, beg to scratch her itch

Rich old man got the neelde, slipped and dropped

A stitch

Name the time, name the price leave your door

Unlocked

I'll bring a toy guaranteed to put the spring in

Your shocks

Sumthin' for nothin'

Gigolo sounds so cold, call me teacher's pest

Twice a day, double pay, at my trade I'm the best

Never late, watch her watch seconds on the clock

Overtime, break my back, slip and fall in the crack

Sumthin' for nothin'

Well in and out, it's never free

Sumthin' for nothin'

Leave the money where it's easy to see

She plays the role of a roving matriarch

Diamond rings, fancy things, dubonnet on the rocks

For a treat gave it free - happy 63

Crazy days, easy money, I was just 16

Easy money for such a good deed

Sumthin' for nothin'

Ya, in and out it's never free

Sumthin' for nithin'

Satisfaction guaranteed

Sumthin' for nothin'

Target practise in the dark

Sumthin' for nothin'

I'm a crack shot on the mark

And I love my work