My girlfriend says I can't do this

My wife says don't do that

Another case of p.m.s.

Gonna have a heart attack

I need a small vacation

Maybe fly jamaica's way

Told my lawyers and accountans

Done all I can take

Oh no livin in the no

One more mother breathing down

My neck

I think I will explode

Oh no livin in the no (how'd ya like

To live your life)

Everyday , everywhere I go it's livin in the no

Tv says dead for christmas stalkers

On the loose

Another freeway shooting

And I'll be hangin by a noose

I can't seem to shake it

I guess it's a bad news spell

Special thanks to mom & dad

For bringing me to hell

Chorus

You heard about what magic

Caught

Too many penthouse pets

Oh don't forget your protection baby

Lord knows you might be next