My girlfriend says I can't do this

My wife says don't do that

Another case of PMS,

Gonna have me a heart attack

I need a small vacation man

Life's a mini-wreck

Told my lawyers and accountants, done took

All I can take

Livin' in the no

One more fucker breathin' down my back

Think I will explode

Livin' in the no

Everyday, everywhere I go

Livin in the no

TV says 10 dead for Christmas

Stalker is on the loose

Another freeway shooting

I'll be hangin' by my noose

I can't seem to shake it

I can't seem to bend the spell

Special thanks to Mom and Dad

For bringing me to Hell

Livin' in the no

One more sucker breathin' down my back

Think I will explode

Livin' in the no

How'd you like to live your life livin' in the no

You heard what The Magic caught?

One too many penthouse pets

Get some protection baby

Lord knows you might be next

Livin' in the no

One more mother breathin' down my back

Think I will explode

Livin' in the no

How'd you like to live your life livin' in the no

Livin' in the no

One more fucker breathin' down my back

Think I will explode

Livin' in the no

Everyday, everywhere I go

Livin' in the no