Friday night and I'm ready to score.

Lookin for a cheap dirty whore.

I'm so horny I need some pussy tonight.

and I don't care if it's loose or it's tight.

My cock is huge and I'm over 18

Tho I may smell like vaseline...

Come on baby wont ya show me some class?

Be a good girl take it in the ass.

And gimme your disease.

She was the best fuck that I ever had.

Sweet smell of sex.. I think she had gas?

Her head was rockin while she was givin me head.

That's when I noticed my cock was blood red.

I may be dumb but I'm not naieve.

and it's not good when your penis bleeds!

I looked at her and said "What the fuck?"

"That's what ya get for 20 bucks"

"ya get a fuckin disease..."

I asked the doctor just what I had.

She gave me herpes, gonorehha and crabs.

If I could ya I'd do it again.

Coz now I got a crotch full of friends.

I got a fuckin disease.

But now there's one thing that I understand.

Sex is safer with your hand.

It's friday night got a magazine.

and my trusty jar of vaseline.

and my fucking disease....