[Intro: Sting]

I want my, I want my MTV

I want my, I want my MTV

I want my, I want my MTV

I want my, I want my MTV

[Drum Solo]

[Verse 1: Mark Knopfler, Mark Knopfler & Sting]

Hah, now look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it

You play the guitar on the MTV

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it

Money for nothing and your chicks for free

Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it

Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your little finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb

[Chorus: Mark Knopfler & Sting]

We got to install microwave ovens

Custom kitchen deliveries

We got to move these refrigerators

We got to move these colour TVs

[Verse 2: Mark Knopfler]

See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup?

Yeah buddy, that's his own hair

That little faggot got his own jet airplane

That little faggot, he's a millionaire

[Chorus: Mark Knopfler & Sting]

We got to install microwave ovens

Custom kitchen deliveries

We got to move these refrigerators

We got to move these colour TVs

[Interlude: Mark Knopfler]

Hoover, move-ah, huh

[Chorus: Sting, Mark Knopfler & Sting]

Got to install microwave ovens

Custom kitchen deliveries

He's gotta move these refrigerators

Got to move these colour TVs

Look-ee here, look at it

[Verse 3: Mark Knopfler, Mark Knopfler & Sting]

I shoulda learned to play the guitar

I shoulda learned to play them drums

Look at that mama, she got it sticking in the camera, man

Man, we could have some

And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?

He's banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee

Oh, that ain't workin', that's the way you do it

Get your money for nothing, get your chicks for free

[Chorus: Mark Knopfler & Sting]

We got to install microwave ovens

Custom kitchen deliveries

We got to move these refrigerators

We got to move these colour TVs

[Interlude]

*dog howling*

[Verse 4: Mark Knopfler, Mark Knopfler & Sting]

Listen here, now, that ain't workin', that's the way you do it

You play the guitar on the MTV

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it

Money for nothing, and your chicks for free

[Refrain: Mark Knopfler & Sting, Sting, Mark Knopfler]

Money for nothing

Chicks for free

Get your money for nothing

And your chicks for free

Oh, heh, money for nothing

Ch-ch, and your chicks for free

Get your money for nothing

And the chicks for free

(Money for nothing) Ooh, money, money for nothing

And the chicks for free

Get your money for nothing

Get your chicks for free

Ow, get your money for nothing (Yeah)

And the chicks for free

Get your money for nothing (What's that?)

And the chicks for free (Look at that, look at that)

Get your money for nothing (I want my, I want my)

(Bozos) And the chicks for free (I want my MTV)

Money for nothing (I want my, I want my)

And the chicks for free (I want my MTV)

Get your money for nothing (I want my, I want my)

And the chicks for free (I want my MTV)

Ah, get your money for nothing (I want my, I want my)

And the chicks for free (I want my MTV)

Easy, easy, get your money for nothing (I want my, I want my)

Easy, easy, and the chicks for free (I want my MTV)

Easy, easy, get your money for nothing (I want my, I want my)

And the chicks for free (I want my MTV)

That ain't working

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro: Sting]

Money for nothing, chicks for free

Money for nothing, chicks for free