Oh man, I'm so tired

Of waiting, waiting for you

Why don't you make up your mind,

And stop fucking wasting my time?

You're just so amazingly cool

'Cause someone wrote a song about you

Oh please, can I shake your hand?

So I can grow up to be just like you

Oh no, what did I do?

What did I do to deserve you?

Oh now, what did I do?

Oh no, it's gone away,

It's gone away, but I want it to stay.

Oh no, what did I do?

You sure do talk a lot

About pretty little things you want to get done

I'd honestly slam my hand in a car door

To shut you up

Now please don't take any offense

You are who you are who you are

I guess I am a spoiled brat

But compared to you, I'd rather be that

Oh no, what did I do?

What did I do to deserve you?

Oh now, what did I do?

Oh no, it's gone away

It's gone away but I want it to stay

Oh no, what did I do?

Oh no, what did I do?

What did I do to deserve you?

Oh now, what did I do?