Christmas coming around again, ′ey?

Yeah, I mean it must be nearly a year since the last one

Oh, it's a good 12 monthsYeah

You get anything for your granny this year?

Well

Nah, I thought about it, I couldn′t be bothered

Well, it's the thought that counts, ain't it?

Yeah, that′s how I see it

What do you fancy this Christmas then?

Kim Wilde as usual

Kidding me self, don′t I? It's hopeless really

It′s pathetic I suppose in a way (it is, yeah)

Hello who's this?

Merry Christmas Melvin

It can′t be

Come on Mel, how 'bout pullin′ a cracker?

Well, look at you darlin', I think I already have, get it?

Rocking around the Christmas Tree

At the Christmas party hop

Mistletoe hung where you can see

Every couple tries to stop

Rocking around the Christmas Tree

Let the Christmas Spirit ring

Later we'll have some pumpkin pie

And we′ll do some caroling

You will get a sentimental feeling

When you hear

Voices singing, "Let′s be jolly

Deck the halls with boughs of holly"

Rocking around the Christmas Tree

Have a happy holiday (this is so charming)

Everyone's dancing merrily

In a new old fashioned way

Wow, I am in the most almighty Christmas groove

I haven′t had this much fun since Two Lttle Boys was number one

Uh, if my friends could see me now

How do I look?

Ridiculous

Ha-ha, you little tease

A dance Kimberley?

I do love a nice Sax break

Yeah me to Kim but lets wait 'til the record is over

Ha ha ha

Kim do you think our love will last forever? (No)

Couple of years maybe? (No)

Do you think we′ll make it to the end of the record?

How log is that exactly? Hmm

You will get a sentimental feeling

When you hear (all together now)

Voices singing, "Let's be jolly

Deck the halls with boughs of holly"

Excuse me can I sing something now? (Fa-la-la-la-la)

Get lost Chris (la-la-la-la)

Well that′s nice

Rocking around the Christmas Tree

Let the Christmas Spirit ring (root beer anyone?)

Later we'll have some pumpkin pie

And we'll do some caroling (have any pumpkin pie left?)

Rocking around the Christmas Tree

Have a happy holiday (Huh my, Melvin)

Everyone′s dancing merrily

In a new old fashioned way

Wow yeah, that was fantastic

Mmm, very nice

Let′s do it again

One, two, three, four, five

Rocking around the Christmas Tree

Have a happy holiday (yip, ready for the pumpkin pie)

Everyone's dancing merrily

In a new old fashioned way

Merry Christmas everyone

Merry Christmas everbody

Bye now, it′s been really interesting

I tell you who I fancy for Christmas

Who's that?

Bananarama

I can′t help you there, I'm afraid

Oh, thanks a bundle