[Verse 1]

There's a McDonald's in the Pentagon

I work at the McDonald's in the Pentagon

Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch

But it's a killer gig, back flippin' up the Big Macs

[Verse 2]

Serve 'em in the Pentagon (Serve 'em in the Pentagon)

The other vendors came and went, they're gone (The other vendors came and went, they're gone)

It did not go well for Taco Bell (Not well for Taco Bell)

And there was all that stress at the old Panda Express

[Bridge]

So, stick with us and you're set

Our cooking's standard, straight from corporate

It'll be like any other location

Except no small talk 'bout your occupation

[Verse 3]

Not allowed at the McDonald's in the Pentagon (McDonald's in the Pentagon)

Reheating nuggets, we put plenty on (Reheating nuggets, we put plenty on)

And our faces flush through every rush

The beeps get so discordant, but your work is so important (Ooh-ooh)

[Verse 4]

Working at the Pentagon (I'm an employee at the Pentagon)

So glad that we're all working at the Pentagon

All the DoorDash drivers get confused

'Cause users blew through the clues, didn't peruse the reviews

[Outro]

'Cause like, you just dropped a check on McDonald's

Not checking which one that you spent it on?

Bitch, you hit the Pentagon