All you hear about today

Punks on TV and they say

We're just thugs nothing more

See our mugs at the corner store

We ain't nice and we don't care

We think baywatch is a lovely affair

Got no morals got nice hair

We have no burdens to bear

MC and Mike just ain't that way

We're super nice guys we're here to say

Walkin' old ladies across the street

We're herbivores we don't eat meat

We play nice and we play fair

About our fishies we do care

We don't cause trouble nosiree

When asked to we pay the fee

Nice to teachers nicer to cops

Never talk back to our dear pops

Straight a students that's for sure

Care about Peta don't wear fur

We're never fresh we're always sweet

You'll find our rooms always neat

We love our kitties that is so

When asked about drugs we say no

Make our beds every day

Our prayers we always say

Don't cause trouble don't make a stir

Watch movies starring raymond burr

Only watch PBS

Nature shows are the best

Don't rot our minds with cable tv

Don't pretend to be a ganster g

We're never ever condescending

Our insolence is soon ending

We strive to be the teachers' pet

Always keep our whistles wet

Never once been on parol

Though you may find us rather droll

We don't ever play the fool

Some of you may think that's cool

We stay away from politics

Eat our tootsie pops in three licks

Always always toe the line

Be super nice and you'll be fine

Can't stop being well read

Can't stop being well fed

Take our money out of stocks

Put it all in boxes with locks

We try not to player hate

Fed just hiked the interest rate

Listen to soft rock all the time

Don't listen to music with rhyme

We act well mannered well behaved

Make sure our roads are well paved

Class acts that's what we a