everything was going just the way

i planned the brocolli was done

she doesnt no that im a virgin

in the kitchen coz its normally

my mum

but then she called me

and thats when she said to me

she wasnt coming round for tea

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i should of known much better

but its so hard i cant forget her

and she keeps playing me around

but im trying so hard to impress her

she puts me under so much pressure

i just wanted her to let me know

she cares

blowing out the candles now

and thats the way she treats me

im a fool

everyone will tease me now

and rumours start to spread around

the school

they say that im a loser

that girls so cruel

but i keep feeding her the fuel

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