Clap your hands and catch a fly

Bite an apple, shut your eyes

Moisturize your skin is dry

Goes the ringing of the bell

Tell your friends you′re doing well

Call a doctor about your health

And I think you deserve an Oscar

For pretending nothing's wrong

Every day there′s something else

But you carry yourself

Like the greatest actor

Acting like the world is not

Breaking up before your eyes

You deserve a prize

Take a supplement for sun

Try to be with everyone

No you're doing nothing wrong

Kiss a season on the mouth

Go for walks and hug a clown

All the funny ones are so down

And I think you deserve an Oscar

For pretending nothing's wrong

Every day there′s something else

But you carry yourself

Like the greatest actor

Acting like the world is not

Breaking up before your eyes

You deserve a prize

Watch a war under the sheets

Get a coffee down the street

Plastic bags in harmony

Everybody′s incomplete

Who's the best at saving face

Who′s the toughest in the race

Forget the pope you have the grace

You're my nomination

You deserve an Oscar

For pretending nothing′s wrong

Every day you face the scenes

But you put on your jeans

Like the greatest actor

Acting like the world is not

Breaking up and slowly dying

You deserve a prize